Some Habits Are Hard To Break
This cracked me up, but I didn’t want to offend anybody. So I sent it to a good friend of mine who lives in Saudi Arabia.
He thought it was funny too. So I decided to share it with y’all.
The Power Of Positivity
I also didn’t scream at my kid or say the f-word more than twice. I’d say I’ve been very well-behaved today. I hope nobody gets used to it!
Be Grateful For Modern Conveniences
Serena’s Very-Much Helpful Parenting Tip Of The Day
Some People Never Learn. Namely Me.
That old saying about learning from your mistakes doesn’t seem to apply to me.
Never, Never, Never leave cooter cream by your toothbrush!!
Warning: This Lunatic Is Armed And Dangerous
This being social media, y’all don’t really have anything to worry about. However, if you see me in the grocery store, or some place like that, please keep this in mind.
I should be considered me armed and dangerous!
Driving The Crazy Train
The phrase, “Driving the crazy train,” implies being in control in some way. In my case, nothing could be farther from the truth. A crazy train is not like a car. And I don’t have a clue how to steer it, much less make it stop. So I’m giving y’all fair warning. If you see me cruising along in my crazy train, do us all a favor and get the hell out of the way!
Partners In Crime
Remember, if we get caught I’m deaf and you don’t speak English.
That’s Not Fair, Serena. You Got To Be Deaf Last Time.