SERENA’S SITE RULES FOR VISITORS
SERENA’S SITE RULES FOR VISITORS

SERENA’S SITE RULES FOR VISITORS

I’m not really a big fan of rules, but I feel like I better at least have some basic guidelines for this site. That way anybody who stops by will have an idea of what they’re getting into.

Let me go ahead and say this upfront:

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LEAVE NOW‼️

DO NOT PASS GO. THERE IS NO $200 TO COLLECT BECAUSE I’M POOR.

SO JUST HEED THIS WARNING AND EXIT IMMEDIATELY‼️

If you’re still here, you’re very brave.😂😂

My Rules:


1.) NO JACKASSES ALLOWED.

(Not To Be Confused With Regular Ole Donkeys. Cause Donkeys Are Welcome Here.)


2.) TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR REQUIRED.


3.) PERVERTS ARE ALLOWED.

But Will Be Banned If They Send Me A Picture of Their Peckers.



4.) MUST ADMIRE BOTH ME AND 💋💋 SEXYERMA .💋💋



5.) NO 👺PESKY NARCISSISTS👺 ALLOWED.



6.) SARCASM IS REQUIRED, ENCOURAGED, AND APPRECIATED.



7. LOVE OF LAUGHTER REQUIRED.


8.) NO SWEEPING. I’M STILL TRAUMATIZED FROM THE TIME I SWEPT UP GRANDPA FRED.



9.) MUST BE WILLING TO EITHER DO SOME SHADY SHIT, OR AT LEAST LAUGH WHEN I DO SHADY SHIT.

10.) MUST COMPREHEND THIS FACT AND EMBRACE MY TWISTEDNESS.

15 Comments

  1. You are so cool!! Are you on Instagram? If you are, my username is serenaprince375. There’s a link to my Quora profile with all my answers on my site page on here.
    Plus you can google #serenaprince375 and it’ll take you to some web viewers that you don’t have to sign in to read all my posts.
    I’m so flattered that you want to read more of my work!! You really made my day!! I look forward to reading more of yours!! 💋💋

  2. Awe, well be careful in that storm, and no need to answer right away, or anything. Don’t want you having to pull over on my account. That was really sweet of you, though. ♥️

    I also added your post about Quora to my Pinterest because I don’t want to forget to go back and check out your answers on there.

    I’m not a member of Quora, but if I need to become a member to read your answers, I might sign up!

    YAY!

    Hugs,

    Tamara

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