If You Are Easily Offended, Please Leave Now. If You Choose To Proceed, Do So At Your Own Risk.
I’m not really a big fan of rules, but I feel like I better at least have some basic guidelines for this site. That way anybody who stops by will have an idea of what they’re getting into.Serena Prince
**Please Note: We’ve updated our Site Rules, effective 12/09/2020.
Disclaimer: Due to my twisted sense of humor and immense love of laughter, I often post content that may be offensive to people who have a stick up their ass.
If you’re one of those people, you should leave immediately. Or kindly remove the stick from your ass and enjoy some raunchy humor.
Should you choose to move forward, I am not responsible for replacing your underwear if I shock the shit out of you. Nor will I loan you mine, if you laugh so hard you pee on yourself. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Rule One: A Love Of Laughter Is Mandatory. No Exceptions.
I want to believe the unicorn.
But the little green man under the bed keeps saying he’s full of shit.
So I just don’t know . . .Serena Prince On Instagram
Rule Two: A Twisted Sense Of Humor Is Required.
Rule Three: Perverts Are Allowed On A Limited Basis, With Prior Approval.
(Perverts And Non-Perverts Will Be Banned For Sending Me Pecker Pictures.)
Rule Four: No Narcissists, Except For Purposes Of Flogging.
Speaking of Narcissists . . .
Or more specifically, Victims of Narcissists.
Most of y’all already know I’m an Advocate. But you may not know that I’m a Co-Founder of Global Advocates For Survivors Of Narcissistic Abuse. We help victims escape from life-threatening situations.
I considered making it a Site Rule that you have to donate. But it’d be my luck, that would be considered some kind of extortion. Or unethical, or who knows what. Anyway, I do not want to go to the slammer, and figured I better just ask politely.
So . . .
Will Y’all Please Make A Donation To Help Victims Of Narcissistic Abuse In Crisis? Donate
Rule Five: Sarcasm Is Required, Encouraged, And Appreciated.
Rule Six: No Jackasses Allowed.
This refers to jackasses of the human variety. Regular donkeys are perfectly welcome, as long as they don’t pee or doo doo on the floor.
Rule Seven: No Sweeping Up My Family Members.
This is a precautionary rule, in case I drop another urn. I’m still traumatized from the time I accidentally swept up Grandpa Fred. May he Rest In Peace.
Rule Eight: Must Be Willing To Occasionally Do Shady Shit.
(You may choose not to participate. Just don’t rat me out.)
Maybe I didn’t actually buy the bus, but grand-theft auto sounds kind of bad. Anyway, who’s joining me?Serena Prince
Rule Nine: Common Sense Is Preferred. Dumbasses Are Allowed, As Long As They Don’t Get On My Nerves.
*Smart-asses are considered V.I.P.’s.
Rule Ten: Don’t Ask Me To Work Your Shift At Target.
Debbie lied. Her dog didn’t have emergency hernia surgery. Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.