I’m not really a big fan of rules, but I feel like I better at least have some basic guidelines for this site. That way anybody who stops by will have an idea of what they’re getting into.

Serena Prince

If You Are Easily Offended, Please Leave Now. If You Choose To Proceed, Do So At Your Own Risk.

alt = If you’re easily offended and looking for a safe place, my page ain’t it. Move along Snowflake.

**Please Note: We’ve Updated Our Rules, Effective 12/09/2020. Review Changes To Remain Compliant.


Disclaimer: Due to having a twisted sense of humor and an immense love of laughter, I often post content that may be offensive to people who have a stick up their ass.

If you’re one of those people, you should exit immediately. Or kindly remove the stick from your ass and enjoy some raunchy humor.

Should you choose to move forward, I am not responsible for replacing your underwear if I shock the shit out of you. Nor will I loan you mine, if you laugh so hard you pee on yourself. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Serena’s Site Rules For Visitors

alt = life goes better with laughter

Rule One: A Love Of Laughter Is Mandatory. No Exceptions.

Alt=Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen told me I’m fine.

I want to believe the unicorn.
But the little green man under the bed keeps saying he’s full of shit.

So I just don’t know . . .

Serena Prince On Instagram

Rule Two: A Twisted Sense Of Humor Is Required.

alt = I’m not sick. I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure.

Rule Three: Perverts Are Allowed On A Limited Basis, And With Prior Approval.

Perverts And Non-Perverts Will Be Banned For Sending Me Pecker Pictures.
alt = She looks innocent but inside she’s a perverted demon.
Just kidding. I know I don’t look innocent.

Rule Four: No Narcissists, Except For Purposes Of Flogging.

*Please Note: Saudi Arabia recently banned flogging. However, it’s still an option here at Serena Prince-375 Media, but only for Narcissists.😜

Speaking of Narcissists . . .

Or more specifically, Victims of Narcissistic Abuse.

Most of y’all already know I’m an Advocate. But you may not know that I’m a Co-Founder of Global Advocates For Survivors Of Narcissistic Abuse. We help victims escape from life-threatening situations.

I considered making it a Site Rule that you have to donate. But it’d be my luck, that would be considered some kind of extortion. Or unethical, or who knows what.
Anyway, I do not want to go to the slammer, and figured I better just ask politely. So . . .

Will Y’all Please Make A Donation To Help Victims Of Narcissistic Abuse In Crisis?


Rule Five: Sarcasm Is Required, Encouraged, And Appreciated.

Rule Six: No Jackasses Allowed.

This refers to jackasses of the human variety. Regular donkeys are perfectly welcome, so long as they don’t pee or doo doo on the floor.

Rule Seven: No Sweeping Up My Family Members.

alt= You come from dust. You will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

This is a precautionary rule, in case I drop another urn. I’m still traumatized from the time I accidentally swept up Grandpa Fred. May he Rest In Peace.

Rule Eight: Must Be Willing To Occasionally Do Some Shady Shit.

You may choose not to participate. Just don’t rat me out.

Maybe I didn’t actually buy the bus.
But grand-theft auto sounds kind of bad.
Anyway, who’s joining me?

Rule Nine: Common Sense Is Preferred. Dumbasses Are Allowed, As Long As They Don’t Get On My Nerves.

*Smart-asses are considered V.I.P.’s.

Rule Ten: Do Not Ask Me To Work Your Shift At Target For You.

alt= I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today. Long story short, I’m covering for Debbie this weekend.

Debbie Lied. Her Dog Didn’t Have Emergency Hernia Surgery. Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me.

Rule Eleven: Be Appreciative Of My Efforts And Abilities.

Rule Twelve: No Loud Or Scary Monsters. Quiet, Non-scary Monsters Are Permitted.

alt = Sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm. But without them, I’m vulnerable to monsters.

Rule Thirteen: No Whining Or Complaining About Stupid Shit. Positive Attitudes Only.

alt = Not in jail, not in a hospital, not in a grave. I’d say I’ve had a good day.
alt = I have a good heart but this mouth

Okay, I’m Tired. That’s All The Rules I Feel Like Updating.

Besides, If You Made It This Far, You’re Obviously Pretty Twisted Too.
So We’re All Good.

Serena Prince

Before you go, I need one more favor. Please. 😂😜

The goofballs in Marketing are on my case about building an email list. Yes, I have a Marketing Department. I just don’t know what they actually do over there (besides whine about email lists.)
Anyway, I’m willing to send y’all some cool stuff occasionally if you’ll sign up. But please don’t expect me to send out emails every damn week, okay?

Yaayyy!! I’ve got you now!😂🤪


  1. You are so cool!! Are you on Instagram? If you are, my username is serenaprince375. There’s a link to my Quora profile with all my answers on my site page on here.
    Plus you can google #serenaprince375 and it’ll take you to some web viewers that you don’t have to sign in to read all my posts.
    I’m so flattered that you want to read more of my work!! You really made my day!! I look forward to reading more of yours!! 💋💋

  2. Awe, well be careful in that storm, and no need to answer right away, or anything. Don’t want you having to pull over on my account. That was really sweet of you, though. ♥️

    I also added your post about Quora to my Pinterest because I don’t want to forget to go back and check out your answers on there.

    I’m not a member of Quora, but if I need to become a member to read your answers, I might sign up!




  3. Hey, you look really familiar. (Just kidding…lol). Thank you for finding my bloggish-thing. I followed you back, and look forward to reading your posts. I just read one, right now, on Malignant Narcissism, and I totally get where you’re coming from. Hugs!