If You Are Easily Offended, Please Leave Now. If You Choose To Proceed, Do So At Your Own Risk.
**Please Note: We’ve Updated Our Rules, Effective 12/09/2020. Review Changes To Remain Compliant.
WARNING!! LUNATICS AHEAD!!
Disclaimer: Due to having a twisted sense of humor and an immense love of laughter, I often post content that may be offensive to people who have a stick up their ass.
If you’re one of those people, you should exit immediately. Or kindly remove the stick from your ass and enjoy some raunchy humor.
Should you choose to move forward, I am not responsible for replacing your underwear if I shock the shit out of you. Nor will I loan you mine, if you laugh so hard you pee on yourself. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Serena’s Site Rules For Visitors
Rule One: A Love Of Laughter Is Mandatory. No Exceptions.
I want to believe the unicorn.
But the little green man under the bed keeps saying he’s full of shit.
So I just don’t know . . .Serena Prince On Instagram
Rule Two: A Twisted Sense Of Humor Is Required.
Rule Three: Perverts Are Allowed On A Limited Basis, And With Prior Approval.
Perverts And Non-Perverts Will Be Banned For Sending Me Pecker Pictures.
Rule Four: No Narcissists, Except For Purposes Of Flogging.
*Please Note: Saudi Arabia recently banned flogging. However, it’s still an option here at Serena Prince-375 Media, but only for Narcissists.😜
Speaking of Narcissists . . .
Or more specifically, Victims of Narcissistic Abuse.
Most of y’all already know I’m an Advocate. But you may not know that I’m a Co-Founder of Global Advocates For Survivors Of Narcissistic Abuse. We help victims escape from life-threatening situations.
I considered making it a Site Rule that you have to donate. But it’d be my luck, that would be considered some kind of extortion. Or unethical, or who knows what.
Anyway, I do not want to go to the slammer, and figured I better just ask politely. So . . .
Will Y’all Please Make A Donation To Help Victims Of Narcissistic Abuse In Crisis? Donate
Rule Five: Sarcasm Is Required, Encouraged, And Appreciated.
Rule Six: No Jackasses Allowed.
This refers to jackasses of the human variety. Regular donkeys are perfectly welcome, so long as they don’t pee or doo doo on the floor.
Rule Seven: No Sweeping Up My Family Members.
This is a precautionary rule, in case I drop another urn. I’m still traumatized from the time I accidentally swept up Grandpa Fred. May he Rest In Peace.
Rule Eight: Must Be Willing To Occasionally Do Some Shady Shit.
You may choose not to participate. Just don’t rat me out.
Maybe I didn’t actually buy the bus.
But grand-theft auto sounds kind of bad.
Anyway, who’s joining me?